What We Thought: It’ll do one of two things: 1- it will amuse her endlessly with Fielding’s excellent ability to portray life, just as it is. Or 2 – it will completely depress her and send her to bed for days while the scales are slowly hidden with discarded chocolate wrappers. Obviously we hope it does the first, but we accept no responsibility for any unplanned consequences whatsoever. What They Thought: A dazzling urban satire of modern human relations? An ironic tragic insight into the demise of the nuclear family? Or the confused ramblings of a pissed thirty-something? Monday 17 April 8st 13, alcohol units 6 (drowning sorrows), cigarettes 19 (fumigating sorrows), calories 3983 (suffocating sorrows with fat-duvet), positive thoughts 1 (vg).